The Apocalypse happens every Friday afternoon. I sit in my office and watch the dirty grey sky flicker with orange reflections out the window.
They go in cycles. Last Friday was floods, today it looks like it’ll be something to do with fire. Volcanic eruption? Bombs? I don’t know. I’ve stopped caring. I’m sure each Apocalypse is still catalogued, monitored and analysed by some fanatical scientists out there. Doesn’t interest me.
“Do you want a ride home Frank?” Bob from IT asks as he grabs his umbrella from the stand.
“No thanks, Bob. I brought my bike today. Don’t want to leave it here. Appreciate the offer though.”
“No worries, mate. You have a good ride home then.”
“I will.”
He salutes with the umbrella and heads out the door.
“Have a good Apocalypse,” he calls as the door closes behind him. I watch him through the glass as he puts up his umbrella and walks to the carpark. Debris is starting to fall now and bounces off the toughened umbrella skin.
Damn. Last to leave again. Packing up is so much effort. And then there will be the Friday traffic. I groan. This is why I bring my bike. I’ll zip through lickety-split and be home before any of the acid rain starts. Continue Reading

